Q: What's the di erence between a fish and a piano? A: You can't tuna fish... Q: What do you call a travelling flea? A: An itch hiker. Q: Why should you not trust the ocean? A: Because there is something fishy about it. Q: Why should you always guard your rear while you're in the hospital? A: You're in enema territory. Q: What did the rope say a er it got tangled? A: Oh, no. Knot again! Last Laugh "A study found that many types of head lice have mutated and now have become resistant to over-the-counter treatments. The problem has scientists scratching their heads." - Conan O'Brien "The government has a new plan that will let people send texts to 111. Yeah, it's a little frustrating when you try to text, 'Burglar! Please hurry!', and it auto-corrects to, 'Burger, please. Hungry.'" - Jimmy Fallon “Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished.” - Unknown “The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.” - Russell Lynes "Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die." - Oscar Wilde March 2022 { 41 }
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