Swings + Roundabouts Spring 2021

Last Laugh Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? No one ever says, "It's only a game", when their team is winning. If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out of her nose? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? Q: Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? A: He was charged with battery. Q: What duck walks on two legs? A: All ducks walk on two legs! Q: Why can't you bend a coin? A: Change Is Hard! Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator! Q: Why aren't elephants allowed on beaches? A: They can't keep their trunks up! Q: Why does a tiger have stripes? A: So he won't be spotted. WHEN YOU REARRANGE THE LETTERS... ASTRONOMER = MOON STARER THE EYES = THEY SEE THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET'S RECOUNT A DECIMAL POINT = I'M A DOT IN PLACE ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE Further your ECE career and make a difference in the lives of NZ’s youngest tamariki Semester 1, 2022 Enrolments Open www.ecnz.ac.nz/study September 2021 { 42 }