MONA LISA’S MOTHER: “AFTER ALL THAT MONEY YOUR FATHER AND I SPENT ON BRACES MONA, THAT’S THE BIGGEST SMILE YOU CAN GIVE US? HUMPTY DUMPTY’S MOTHER: “HUMPTY, IF I’VE TOLD YOU ONCE, I’VE TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES NOT TO SIT ON THAT WALL. BUT WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME?” CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS’ MOTHER: “I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU’VE DISCOVERED CHRISTOPHER, YOU COULD HAVE WRITTEN!” NAPOLEON’S MOTHER: “ALL RIGHT NAPOLEON. IF YOU’RE NOT HIDING THAT REPORT CARD INSIDE YOUR JACKET, THEN TAKE YOUR HAND OUT OF THERE AND PROVE IT!” BATMAN’S MOTHER: “IT’S A NICE CAR BRUCE, BUT DO YOU REALISE HOW MUCH THE INSURANCE WILL COST?” LITTLE MISS MUFFET’S MOTHER: “WELL, ALL I’VE GOT TO SAY IS IF YOU DON’T GET OFF YOUR TUFFET AND START CLEANING YOUR ROOM, THERE’LL BE A LOT MORE SPIDERS ROUND HERE.” ALBERT EINSTEIN’S MOTHER: “BUT ALBERT, IT’S YOUR SCHOOL PICTURE. CAN’T YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR HAIR? STYLING GEL, MOUSSE, SOMETHING….?” JONAH’S MOTHER: “THAT’S A NICE STORY, BUT NOW TELL ME WHERE YOU’VE REALLY BEEN FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS?” THOMAS EDISON’S MOTHER: “OF COURSE I’M PROUD THAT YOU INVENTED THE ELECTRIC LIGHT BULB DEAR. NOW TURN OFF THAT LIGHT AND GET TO BED.” LAST LAUGH THINGS ONLY A MOTHER WOULD SAY… NZ's 5 STAR RATED PRE-SCHOOL PLAYGROUND SURFACING Price: $140000 Manufactured exclusively by Reharvest Timber Products LTD 09 299 3999 | 0275 299 399 | info@reharvest.co.nz www.reharvest.co.nz EXTENSIVE RESEARCH: 2 years of product development before launch RIGOROUS TESTING: 3 years testing of Cushionfall by 3 councils in 5 playgrounds before council approval ONGOING QUALITY TESTING: More than 50 tests in the last 10 years alone! HIGHEST IMPACT TESTS: in Australasia achieved PREFERRED CHOICE: Councils, the Ministry of Education, Kindergarten Associations, Play Centre Associations and Preschool Centres September 2022 { 44 }
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