While trying to explain to our six-year-old daughter how much technology had changed, my husband pointed to our brand-new personal computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house. Wide-eyed, our daughter asked, "How big was the mouse?" While on holiday, Fred bought the local paper, and browsing through the death notices he was intrigued to see that everyone had died in alphabetical order. LAST LAUGH Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now. I intend to live forever ... So far, so good. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work? August 2023 { 44 }
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