Swings + Roundabouts Summer 2020

LAST LAUGH Sixty might be the new forty, but 9:00 p.m. is the new Midnight. If you answer the phone with, “Hello, you’re on the air!” Most telemarketers will quickly hang up. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film. In this day and age of technology, how come new born babies are not born cordless?? Someday we'll look back on this COVID experience and plow into a parked car. “WHY OH WHY?” Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why can women not put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lotto'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse- flavoured cat food? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Why? Good question. or enrol online at EC programmes at www.interlead.co.nz the current climate, we’ve all become aware of the importance of caring for our own and other’s hauora. and learn about… • • you to be a great leader of a great team • How team members can begin to to one another. SUSTAINING OUTSTANDING LEADERS (SOL) IGNITING APPRECIATION! SAVE THE DATE! Monday 1 st to Wednesday 3 rd February 2021 NEW COURSE NEWMATERIAL December 2020 { 43 }