Last Laugh Q: Where do cows go on their first date? A: To the moo-vies. Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster? A: Cockerpoodledoo! Q: Why do dogs run in circles? A: Because it’s hard to run in squares! If you can DREAM it, you can DO it. - Walt Disney Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? Why is abbreviation such a long word? December 2022 { 44 }
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