Swings + Roundabouts Winter 2021

LAST LAUGH What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm. Just so everyone’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around. I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer. I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough. My friends and I have named our band ‘Duvet’. It’s a cover band. Do you struggle keeping your eyes open when using your IPad. There's a nap for that I’m really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… but I don’t know Y! A penguin walked into a bar, asks the barman if his brother had been in. “I’ve no idea mate, what does he look like?” Q: What did the rope say after it got tangled? A: Oh, no. Knot again! Coronacoaster: noun; the ups and downs of a pandemic. One day you’re loving your bubble, doing work outs, baking banana bread and going for long walks and the next you’re crying, drinking gin for breakfast and missing people you don’t even like. EXTENSIVE RESEARCH: 2 years of product development before launch RIGOROUS TESTING: 3 years testing of Cushionfall by 3 councils in 5 playgrounds before council approval ONGOING QUALITY TESTING: More than 50 tests in the last 10 years alone! HIGHEST IMPACT TESTS: in Australasia achieved PREFERRED CHOICE: Councils, the Ministry of Education, Kindergarten Associations, Play Centre Associations and Preschool Centres NZ's 5 STAR RATED Manufactured exclusively by Reharvest Timber Products LTD 09 299 3999 | 0275 299 399 | info@reharvest.co.nz www.reharvest.co.nz PLAYGROUND SURFACING PRE-SCHOOL June 2021 { 44 }