Swings + Roundabouts Winter 2022

Last Laugh Q: What's the difference between a fish and a piano? A: You can't tuna fish... Q: What do you call a traveling flea? A: An itch hiker. Q: Why should you not trust the ocean? A: Because there is something fishy about it. Q: Why should you always guard your rear while you're in the hospital? A: You're in enema territory. Q: What did the rope say after it got tangled? A: Oh, no. Knot again! Q: Where do cows go on their first date? A: To the moo-vies. Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster? A: Cockerpoodledoo! Q: Why do dogs run in circles? A: Because it’s hard to run in squares! Police were called to the daycare centre, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. A bicycle can't stand alone. It's two tired. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully re-covered. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dyed. Acupuncture is a job well done. That's the point of it. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? June 2022 { 44 }